Evonne

She pulled me into her room
and practically fell out of her
wheelchair
"What can I do for you, Evonne?"

"You haven't seen any strange
men have you?"

"I don't think so...?"

"You know there's weird
guys out there. They stalk me every
f'n night. They say, 'here kitty, kitty'
and then they tear out all the
hair and stick a muzzle over their mouth
and pull the heads off."

Is this woman insane?!

"What are you"-
"SHHH!
She interrupts
"You see those vents up there?"
She subtly points to the air ventilations above
her bed.
I slowly nod.

She whispers "Every night they peek at me
through the holes. I tell them
they better get the F away or I'm calling
the F'n police AND the humane society!"

What 70 year old woman has such a
potty mouth?

I asked her, "what do you think they want?"

She looks at me with dark
luminous eyes.
"They want my body!"