Ten Things You Will NEVER Hear Me Say

1. "if it's alright with you, I'd rather wake up much earlier."

2. "Nah, I'm just not in the mood to go out to eat."

3. "Babe, I've seen way too much of you."

4. "I'm really good with numbers."

5. "Sure, Ben, have fun playing in the toilet!"

6. "Whoever invented the deep fryer was a real moron."

7. "I'm not really the hugging and kissing type."

8. "Traveling to Alaska sounds like wonderful dream vacation."

9. "I love being cold."

10. "I will be more than happy to do the laundry!"